Private Opinyuns Ov Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Allminax

“A pearl ov grate price.”

Deakon Mozes Mills.

“I reckomend this allminax to all persons out ov a job.”

Israel Pugh.

“Az konsise az a kambrik needle.”

E. R. Dunkan.

“This allminax iz az phull ov sharp things az a hedgehog’s back.”

Ezra Fisk.

“Az natral in the family, and quite az catching, az the meazles.”

Dokt. J. Munson.

“Oh lud! i never did peruze enny thing haff so mutch like it.”

Widdo Jane Perkins.

“Tis too sweet for enny thing.”

Miss Matilda Ann Brown.

“It iz a lofty produkshun, full ov immense wisdum, graphick delineation, and koruskating generalitys.”

John Mead, A. M.