[Advertizement.] — Job Sargent’s Klensing Sope
Job Sargent, being ov sound mind, and expressly afrade ov the devil, dont hesitate tew say that his klensing sope will take the spots oph from everything.
1st. It will remove the spots from a coach dog in 3 daze.
2d. It will take the spots oph from a ten ov dimonds in 15 minnits.
3d. Kan the leopard change his spots?—i answer it kan, bi using Job Sargent’s only klensing sope.
4th. Persons ov a spotless reputashun, and anxious tew keep so, will never be without this sope.
5th. Job Sargent never told a lie—so did George Washington.
Q.–What iz the fastest trotting-time on reckord?
A.–I dont kno az I kare.
A sloven farmer waz old Snyder;
He spent his time a drinkin syder.
Together he worked a cow and muel,
And never sent his boys tew skewel.