Wanted
Wanted, several fust class yung men, with mustash, tew hang around the vestibules ov the different churches in amerika, and stare at the females az they pass out.
Yung men who understand the use ov tobacco prefered.
No yung men accepted who kant stare the brass buttons oph from a military coat, at twenty paces.
This iz a rare chance for yung men ov real genius.
Salary payable weekly.
References exchanged.
Q.–When iz a ship az sick az her passengers are?
A.
—When she heaves too.
Hornets now are on the wing,
Red hot, and crazy for to sting:
Oh, don’t go ni the tarnal kritters!
For they are sure, and pizon hitters.