Hints Tew Yung Husbands
1. Marriage iz a fair transackshun on the face of it.
2. Sum marry for buty, and never diskover their mistake; this iz lucky.
3. Sum marry for pedigree and feel big for six months, and then cum tew the conklusion, that pedigree aint no better than skim-milk.
4. Sum marry tew pleaze their relashuns and are surprized that their relashuns don’t kare a cuss for them afterwards.
5. Marry Yung!—thare iz but one good excuse for a marriage late in life, and that iz,—a seckond marriage.
Q.–What iz the best thing out yet for real comfort?
A.
—An aking tooth.
Now gather round the kitchen fire,
And pile the chunks on hier and hier,
Git out the old fiddle and partners choose,
And shake her down in your cowhide shoes.