Housekeeper’s Guide
To make boarding-house hash, take a little ov every thing, a good deal ov nothing, and throw in a chunk ov sumthing; jam to a mux, cook over a kold fire, season with hair pins, and sarve it up on the jump.
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.
To find the solid contents ov a mule’s hind legg, feel ov it clussly.
Q.–Who iz the coming man?
A.
—The female suffragist.
Dear girls and boys, take mi advice,
And don’t go on the rotten ice;
For many a gal has fell chuck in,
And thus has ketched her final ducking.