Personals
⁂ H. J. B.—If the lady with lavender poodle, would like tew swop dogs, Barney O’Toole iz her man.
B. O’Toole.
⁂ D.—Dont menshun it; mum iz the word. Star ov buty, the goose hangeth hi.
Lover.
⁂ Sweetness.—Virtew iz her own cashier; the violet iz blu; the racoon haz a bushy tail; man waz made tew mourn; meet me at the pea-nut stand.
Harrold.
⁂ Spongkake.—Dost luv me? The kold moon listened when yu breathed a vow in Bridget Costello’s ear; dont go back on me Patrik, if thou dost, be jabbers i will hav satisfackshun.
Bridget.
⁂ Bill Mustach.—Dont put on airs; how about that box ov 5 cent cigars yu owe for? Yure wash-woman mourns yure abscence.
Sam Peel.
CAPRICORNUS, THE GOAT.
A strong Butter (I don’t like strong butter).
Notes
1. the correction of “C” to “G” in line 11 of page 36;
2. the insertion of the missing number 1 in the list on page 38;
3. the insertion of the missing number 1 in the list on page 45.