N.
Nonsense iz one ov mi prinsipal weaknesses, i luv it in any shape, but az quails on toast improve the quails, and dont hurt the toast, so i prefer to hav mi nonsense bilt on sense. Good nonsense iz one ov the rarest artikles in the literary bazaar, and allwuss commands admirashun, and fetches a good price.
SQUIBS.
Human beings are natral slovens, yu hav got to hold a yung one tight to wash hiz face the fust time, and to comb hiz hair, yu hav acktually got to run him down.
The man who haint never bin cheated, dont kno so mutch az he will sum day before long perhaps.
Then he iz harnesst, and broke,
A hard task indeed,
And, handled quite gently,
To draw out his speed.