October Monograph
October iz one ov the fall months, Adam iz sed tew hav fell this month, but sich assershuns are like standing oph a half a mile, in a cloudy day, and guessing at the number ov fleas on a dorg, more sincere, than sartain. The strongest attrakshun for me, in this month, iz her natral cider; the man who don’t admire good natral cider, must be a condem phool.
Prepare for a hard winter during this month, bi repenting ov yure sins, and gitting up a good big wood pile.