Sum Weather
Sinopsuss Ov Prognostikated Events
The byrometer will rize very sudden this morning at Pordunk, 3 foot, and fall the like amount at Sakramento City. The diffikulty in the weather for the last 2 days, which haz predominated at Boston and around New Orleans, waz owing tew the byrometer at Pordunk being took down and sent tew the blacksmith’s shop for repairs.
Clear weather haz existed at Goose kreek, and northwest ov Montreal, with a growing tendency tew wind gustiness.
Probabilitiz
Ambrozial weather will permeate all around Pordunk for the next 16 months, with rain and snow; and all sorts ov stuff in the ballance ov the United States of America.
The probabilitiz iz that the abuv probabilitiz will assimilate themselfs tew the principal probabilitiz in the case.
If they don’t, du notiss will be giv.
In the mean time be kalm, be dignified, and don’t be skeered.