Konnektikut Blew Laws
1. No man must chu enny tobbacko on the sabbath day unless he goes down cellar and duz it.
2. No yung woman haz a right tew be had in matrimony unless she kan make a good doe nut out ov rhy bran, and one that will keep a year in a damp place, without loseing its twist.
3. If a man gits drunk, he must git drunk on Nu England rum.
4. No man shall be entitled tew work on the road, or set on the jury, who aint handy with the 10 commandments.
If a young man haint got a well ballanced hed, i like to see him part hiz hair in the middle.=
Dont yu, Josh Billings
It iz one ov the hardest things on earth for a man to learn,—that he plays a third rate game ov whist.=
No doubt, Josh Billings
Q.–What is wealth?
A.–Baggage at the risk of the owner.
The carrion crow sits straddle the fence,
Trying az hard az he can to weep,
Az he thinks ov death and its consequence
To spavined hosses and rickety sheep.