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Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Allminax

by Josh Billings

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  1. 1Key Tew the Abuv Performance
  2. 2For the Year 1870
  3. 3January Monograph
  4. 4Febuary Monograph
  5. 5March Monograph
  6. 6April Monograph
  7. 7May Monograph
  8. 8June Monograph
  9. 9July Monograph
  10. 10August Monograph
  11. 11September Monograph
  12. 12October Monograph
  13. 13Peck’s Churn, and Bristow’s Sowing Masheen
  14. 14November Monograph
  15. 15December Monograph
  16. 16Extra Eklipses for the Year 1870
  17. 17Rules, By-Laws, and Regulashuns
  18. 18How They Do Talk
  19. 19The Natral Hornet
  20. 20The Universal Swine
  21. 21Hints Tew Yung Husbands
  22. 22The Gritty Angleworm
  23. 23Housekeeper’s Guide
  24. 24The Bellycose Goat
  25. 25Premiums
  26. 26The Melodius Cat
  27. 27Family Noshuns
  28. 28The Briny Codfish
  29. 29The Frequent Fly
  30. 30Wanted
  31. 31The Readdy Rooster
  32. 32Household Comforts
  33. 33The Dooced Monkey
  34. 34Konnektikut Blew Laws
  35. 35The Loafing Raccon
  36. 36Home Doings
  37. 37The Thoughtful Fox
  38. 38Kalkulashuns Ov a Prognostix Natur
  39. 39Letter to Farmers
  40. 40Extrakt Ov Letters
  41. 41Horoskope for January
  42. 42Advice Tew Yung Klergymen
  43. 43Horoskope for Febuary
  44. 44A Good Family Job
  45. 45Horoskope for March
  46. 46Horoskope for April
  47. 47[Advertizement.] — Job Sargent’s Klensing Sope
  48. 48Horoskope for May
  49. 49Choice Old Receipts
  50. 50Horoskope for June
  51. 51Announcement Extrornary
  52. 52Horoskope for July
  53. 53Advice Tew Young Men
  54. 54Horoskope for August
  55. 55To All Whom It May Consarn
  56. 56Horoskope for September
  57. 57Advise Tew Hoss Jockeys
  58. 58Horoskope for October
  59. 59Horoskope for November
  60. 60Advice Tew Yung Doktors
  61. 61Horoskope for December
  62. 62Simple Remidiz
  63. 63Agrikultibuss
  64. 64Sum Weather
  65. 65January Misscellany
  66. 66Febuary Misscellany
  67. 67March Misscellany
  68. 68April Misscellany
  69. 69May Misscellany
  70. 70June Misscellany
  71. 71July Misscellany
  72. 72August Misscellany
  73. 73Edukashional
  74. 74September Misscellany
  75. 75October Misscellany
  76. 76November Misscellany
  77. 77December Misscellany
  78. 78Sighns and Wonders for the Year 1874
  79. 79Oil of Konsolashun
  80. 80Adam Billings
  81. 81Zepheniah Billings
  82. 82Jehossaphatt Billings
  83. 83Melkisidek Billings
  84. 84Soloman Billings
  85. 85Duteronomy Billings
  86. 86Porkanbeans Billings
  87. 87Jamaika Billings
  88. 88Ekleeziastiks Billings
  89. 89Luke Billings
  90. 90Nebudkennezzar Billings
  91. 91Mushanmilk Billings
  92. 92Hear the Papers Talk!
  93. 93Private Opinyuns Ov Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Allminax
  94. 94Honesty
  95. 95Grit
  96. 96Charity
  97. 97Fun
  98. 98Eazy Boots
  99. 99Woman
  100. 100Politeness
  101. 101Egg Nogg
  102. 102Faith
  103. 103Ekonemy
  104. 104Ham, and Egg
  105. 105The Pissmire
  106. 106What the Papers Think
  107. 107Latest Nuze
  108. 108The Donkey
  109. 109The Vegatabel Bitters Man
  110. 110The Krow
  111. 111The Kroton Bug
  112. 112The Kuntry Skool Mom
  113. 113The Red Currant
  114. 114The Litening Rod Man
  115. 115The Peach
  116. 116The Bumble Bee
  117. 117The Yello Jacket
  118. 118The Yankee Pedlar
  119. 119The Kuntry Hoss Jockey
  120. 120Prevailing Sentiments Ov the Press
  121. 121Sum Abrupt Letters
  122. 122The Alligator
  123. 123The Loafer
  124. 124Artikles Ov Faith
  125. 125Short Replys
  126. 126The Spider
  127. 127The Milksop
  128. 128The Mizer
  129. 129Lazyness
  130. 130Laffter
  131. 131The Duk
  132. 132The Sandy Hill Crane
  133. 133An Epistol
  134. 134The Owl
  135. 135Trials and Persekushuns Ov an Author
  136. 136The Cuckoo, and the Jackdaw
  137. 137The Jackdaw
  138. 138K.
  139. 139L
  140. 140M
  141. 141N.
  142. 142The Centaur
  143. 143The Auckshioneer
  144. 144The Old Maid
  145. 145Indiskriminate Hints
  146. 146Two Letters
  147. 147The Rhinosseross and the Violet
  148. 148The Bachelor
  149. 149The Quack
  150. 150The Deakon
  151. 151The Grasshopper Iz a Burden
  152. 152The Apple
  153. 153The Average Boarding House
  154. 154A Long Paragraff
  155. 155The Book Canvasser
  156. 156The Chipmunk
  157. 157Remarks
  158. 158The Muskeeter
  159. 159The Bean
  160. 160Questions and Replize
  161. 161The Gorrilla
  162. 162Questions, and Answers
  163. 163The Apple Dumplin
  164. 164Punkin Pi
  165. 165Personals

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