Agrikultibuss
1st. Skarsity beets are the hardest kind ov beats to beet; their grate skarsity makes them beet all other kind ov beats.
2d. Turnups should be planted near the top ov the ground, if yu want them tew turn up good.
3d. Egg plants iz good, but eggs sot under a stiddy hen will produce more chickens than they will tew plant them.
4th. Potatoze are gennerally a helthy krop, but they are liable tew hav weak eyes.
5th. Cowcumbers do the best in a lot bi themselfs; it aint best tew cumber up a kitchen gardin with cows.
6th. Oats will gro on sum warm land, but tew yield well they hav got tew be thrasht; it iz jiss so with beans, only beans has got to be poled fust, and thrasht afterwards.
7th. Rye duz the best on a dry and thirsty sile, espeshily old rye; too mutch water will drown out old rye.
8th. Tud stools will do well on a wet earth; so will tuds; but woodchucks must hav a gravelly sile.