Edukashional
Class in Botany Stand Up
Teacher. What kind ov a bird iz a Heron?
Skoller. A herring iz a small fish, az full ov bones az a fine tooth comb.
Teacher. To what genus duz the Kat belong?
Skoller. The musikal genius, they lay around daze, and chant around nites.
Teacher. Which iz the wizest fowl?
Skoller. The owl sir, bekause he hoots at most things.
Teacher. What kind ov fish are plentyest in market during dog days?
Skoller. Smelts sir.
Teacher. Class in botany may set down.
Q.–How menny geese duz it take to make a flok?
A.
—One would satisfy me.
Sheep skins, goose yokes, and frying pans,
Basswood cheeze from Goshen,
Bob sleds, brass rings, and bears ile,
Waz sum ov Joels noshuns.