Announcement Extrornary
(Advertizement.)
Phelix Phungus (dog dokter), late ov the royal vetenary college, and 12 years in a doggery in the old country, offers hiz services tew the Pordunk people. He kan remove fleas from a dog in 16 minnits; he kan take the krook out ov a dog’s tail in 13 minnits; he kan learn a dog tew lie in front ov a fire all day in 12 minnits; he kan tell how fast a dog kan run hitched tew a tin pail in 3 minnits; and kan tell how mutch sassage he will make bi just hefting him. Consultashuns free.
P. P. D. D. Phelix Phungus, Dog Doktor.
Q.–Who waz the weakest man?
A.–Fred Bennett couldnt lift hiz note for fifteen dollars.
Mary Moore iz a farmer’s lass,
She’s winsum az a pozy;
The chap who ketches Mary Moore,
Wont be no kuntry josey.