He Knew
Mr. and Mrs. Smith had been invited to a friend’s for tea, and the time had arrived for preparing for the visit. “Come along, dearie,” said Mr. Smith to her three-year-old son, “and have your face washed.”
“Don’t want to be washed,” came the reply.
“But,” said mother, “you don’t want to be a dirty boy, do you? I want my little boy to have a nice, clean face for the ladies to kiss.”
Upon this persuasion he gave way, and was washed. A few minutes later he stood watching his father washing. “Ha, ha, daddy!” he cried, “I know why you’re washing!”