Not Restricted

“That gentleman who is being introduced to Miss Binks is a free thinker.”

“Which is he, a bachelor or a widower?”

John: “Yew wait here, Mirandy, while I buy your ticket.”

Mirandy: “Daon’t yew dew it, John; yew can’t say fer sure that the train’ll show up—I don’t never believe in payin’ fer a thing ’til I git it.”

The Wife: “Oh, you needn’t sneer! I mean every word I say.”

“I’m not sneering, my dear. I’m just thinking what a lot you must mean.”

The Escort: Who’s that fellow who seems to know you?

The Lady: Only a second cousin once removed.

The Escort: Hm! Well, he looks as if he wanted removing again.

Voice (far off): Cuc-koo! Cuc-koo! Cuc-koo!

Satiated Camper: All right, all right! Who’s arguing about it?