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Candor

Jeanette was wearing a new frock when her dearest friend called.

“I look a perfect fright,” she remarked, eager for praise.

The dearest friend was thinking of her own affairs, and answered absent-mindedly:

“Yes, you certainly do.”

“Oh, you horrid thing!” Jeanette gasped. “I’ll never—never speak to you again!”

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