The Real Job
“What’s this new conference they’re going to have in America?”
“Oh, they’re going to make peace among the Allies.”
Off Like a Shot
It was a case of attempted murder, in which the prisoner was accused of having fired twice at his intended victim. One of the witnesses for the prosecution was being severely cross-examined by the defending counsel.
“You say that you heard both shots fired?” he asked sternly.
“Yes, sir.”
“How near were you to the scene of the affair?”
“At the time the first shot was fired I was about twenty feet from the prisoner.”
“Twenty feet. Humph! Now tell the court how far you were off when you heard the second shot.”
“Well, sir,” replied the witness slowly, “I didn’t exactly measure the distance; but, speaking approximately, I should say about half a mile.”