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She had only been married a month, when her friend called to see how she was getting on.

“We’re getting on fine!” exclaimed the young wife. “We have a joint account in the bank; it’s such fun to pay bills by cheque.”

“What do you mean by joint account?” asked the caller. “Do you put in equal sums?”

“Oh! I don’t put in anything,” was the explanation. “Tom puts it in, and I draw it out!”