Her Match
Tommy: “What’s an echo, pa?”
Pa: “An echo, my son, is the only thing that can deprive a woman of the last word.”
“Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?” demanded the boss angrily.
“It’s like this, boss,” explained the tardy one; “you kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and I got so I didn’t watch it at home either.”