His Sphere

“His versatility is something extraordinary.”

“I had an idea he was rather stupid.”

“That’s just it. I never met a man who could make more different kinds of a fool of himself.”

Poetic Bridegroom: “I could sit here forever, gazing into your eyes, and listening to the wash of the ocean.”

Practical Bride: “Oh! That reminds me, darling, we have not paid our laundry bill yet.”