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Amnesty

The nurse at the front regarded the wounded soldier with a puzzled frown.

“Your face is perfectly familiar to me,” she said, musingly. “But I can’t quite place you somehow.”

“Let bygones be bygones, mum,” the soldier said weakly. “Yes, mum, I was a policeman.”

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