Our Modern Infant

Genial Uncle: “Well, old chap, we’ve not done anything together for a long time. How about the Zoo next Sunday, eh?”

Small Boy: “Thanks very much. I can’t say off-hand, but I’ll ring you up.”

Little Girl (to Bride at wedding reception): “You don’t look nearly as tired as I should have thought.”

Bride: “Don’t I, dear? But why did you think I should look tired?”

Little Girl: “Well, I heard Mummy say to Dad that you’d been running after Mr. Goldmore for months and months.”