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Jokes For All Occasions

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Love

The philosopher calmly defined the exact difference between life and love:

“Life is just one fool thing after another: love is just two fool things after each other.”

Love Me, Love Me Not

The little girl came in tears to her mother.

“God doesn’t love me,” she sobbed.

“Of course, God loves you,” the mother declared. “How did you ever come to get such an idea?”

“No,” the child persisted, “He doesn’t love me. I know—I tried Him with a daisy.”

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