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Jokes For All Occasions

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Cause and Effect

“The way those people flaunt their money fairly makes me ill.”

“Sour grapes always did have that effect.”

No Dissension

Mrs. Storme: “How is your Debating Society getting along?”

Mrs. Karn: “Very well. We have forty members, and we all agree beautifully.”


“Why are they not speaking?”

“They quarreled about which loved the other the more.”

“Well!”

“And now each is afraid to give in for fear of offending the other.”

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