Chicken-Stealing
The Southern planter heard a commotion in his poultry house late at night. With shot gun in hand, he made his way to the door, flung it open and curtly ordered:
“Come out of there, you ornery thief!”
There was silence for a few seconds, except for the startled clucking of the fowls. Then a heavy bass voice boomed out of the darkness:
“Please, Colonel, dey ain’t nobody here ’cept jes’ us chickens!”