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Calmness

In Bret Harte’s Mary McGillup, there is a notable description of calmness in most trying circumstances.

“‘I have the honor of addressing the celebrated Rebel spy, Miss McGillup?’” asked the vandal officer.

“In a moment I was perfectly calm. With the exception of slightly expectorating twice in the face of the minion I did not betray my agitation.”

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