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Jokes For All Occasions

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  1. 1Preface
  2. 2Introduction
  3. 3Absentmindedness
  4. 4Acquaintance
  5. 5Actors
  6. 6Advertising
  7. 7Affection
  8. 8Age
  9. 9Alibi
  10. 10Amnesty
  11. 11Anatomy
  12. 12Appearance
  13. 13Appetite
  14. 14Appreciation
  15. 15Argument
  16. 16Art
  17. 17Athletics
  18. 18Authors
  19. 19Babies
  20. 20Bait
  21. 21Baldness
  22. 22Baptism
  23. 23Baptists
  24. 24Baseball
  25. 25Battle — Bears
  26. 26Beer
  27. 27Beggars
  28. 28Beginners
  29. 29Betrothal
  30. 30Bigamy
  31. 31Birth
  32. 32Blessing
  33. 33Blind
  34. 34Blindness
  35. 35Blockhead — Bone of Contention
  36. 36Breakfast
  37. 37Brevity
  38. 38Bribery
  39. 39Brutality
  40. 40Burglary
  41. 41Candor
  42. 42Calmness
  43. 43Cards
  44. 44Carelessness
  45. 45Caterpillars
  46. 46Cats
  47. 47Charity
  48. 48Chicken-Stealing
  49. 49Christianity
  50. 50Christmas
  51. 51Church
  52. 52Cleanliness
  53. 53Community
  54. 54Compensation
  55. 55Compliments
  56. 56Concealment
  57. 57Conceit
  58. 58Conscience
  59. 59Constancy
  60. 60Conversion
  61. 61Cookery
  62. 62Courtesy
  63. 63Cowardice
  64. 64Curiosity
  65. 65Damages
  66. 66Danger — Dead Certainty
  67. 67Dead Men’s Shoes
  68. 68Deafness
  69. 69Dedication
  70. 70Definition
  71. 71Degrees in Degradation
  72. 72Delay
  73. 73Devil
  74. 74Diet
  75. 75Digestion
  76. 76Diplomacy
  77. 77Dirt
  78. 78Discipline
  79. 79Discretion
  80. 80Divorce
  81. 81Doctors
  82. 82Doctrine
  83. 83Documentary Evidence
  84. 84Dogs
  85. 85Domestic Quarrels
  86. 86Doubt
  87. 87Drama
  88. 88Dreams
  89. 89Dress
  90. 90Drink
  91. 91Drugged
  92. 92Duty
  93. 93Easy Living
  94. 94Economy
  95. 95Efficiency
  96. 96Eggs
  97. 97Egotism
  98. 98Elephant
  99. 99Elopement
  100. 100Enough
  101. 101Epitaph
  102. 102Evidence
  103. 103Exclusiveness
  104. 104Expectancy
  105. 105Expense Account
  106. 106Experience
  107. 107Experts
  108. 108Explicitness
  109. 109Extravagance
  110. 110Facts
  111. 111Fashion
  112. 112Favors
  113. 113Fighting
  114. 114Finance
  115. 115Financiers — Fishing
  116. 116Flattery
  117. 117Fleas
  118. 118Flirtation
  119. 119Flood
  120. 120Flowers
  121. 121Fog
  122. 122Follies
  123. 123Food
  124. 124Forehandedness — Foresight
  125. 125Forgetfulness
  126. 126Form
  127. 127Fraud
  128. 128Friendship
  129. 129French
  130. 130Fussiness
  131. 131Gender
  132. 132Gentleman
  133. 133Geography
  134. 134Ghosts
  135. 135God
  136. 136God’s Will
  137. 137Golf
  138. 138Grace
  139. 139Grammar
  140. 140Grass
  141. 141Greed
  142. 142Grief
  143. 143Habit
  144. 144Hair
  145. 145Hard to Please
  146. 146Haste
  147. 147Hearsay
  148. 148Heaven
  149. 149Help
  150. 150Helpfulness
  151. 151Hen
  152. 152Hereafter
  153. 153Heredity
  154. 154High Prices
  155. 155Hindsight
  156. 156Hinting
  157. 157History
  158. 158Hogs
  159. 159Holding His Own
  160. 160Home Brew
  161. 161Homesickness
  162. 162Honeymoon
  163. 163Honorable Intentions
  164. 164Hospital
  165. 165Hospitality
  166. 166Humbug
  167. 167Humidity
  168. 168Humility — Hunger
  169. 169Hunting
  170. 170Identity
  171. 171Idioms
  172. 172Impatience
  173. 173Impudence
  174. 174Indirection — Inheritance
  175. 175Initiative
  176. 176Injustice
  177. 177Innocence
  178. 178Inquisitiveness
  179. 179Insomnia — Insult
  180. 180Insurance
  181. 181Intermission
  182. 182Inventors
  183. 183Items
  184. 184Jokes
  185. 185Kinship
  186. 186Kisses
  187. 187Kissing
  188. 188Laughter — Law
  189. 189Lawyers
  190. 190Legerdemain
  191. 191Liars
  192. 192Lies
  193. 193Lightning
  194. 194Lisp — Literal
  195. 195Literalness
  196. 196Logic
  197. 197Loquacity
  198. 198Love — Love Me, Love Me Not
  199. 199Luck
  200. 200Lunacy
  201. 201Luxury
  202. 202Lying
  203. 203Maidens
  204. 204Maiden Speech
  205. 205Manners
  206. 206Marksmanship
  207. 207Marriage
  208. 208Merit
  209. 209Military Discipline
  210. 210Miscellany
  211. 211Mistaken Identity
  212. 212Mismated
  213. 213Mixed Metaphors
  214. 214Modesty
  215. 215Money Talks
  216. 216Money Value
  217. 217Monogamy
  218. 218Monotony
  219. 219Morality
  220. 220Mosquitoes
  221. 221Motto
  222. 222Music
  223. 223Neatness
  224. 224Neighbors
  225. 225Nerves
  226. 226Nightmare
  227. 227Nomenclature
  228. 228Obstinacy
  229. 229Omen
  230. 230Optical Illusion
  231. 231Optimism
  232. 232Orientation
  233. 233Outworn
  234. 234Paradox
  235. 235Pastoral
  236. 236Patriotism
  237. 237Peace
  238. 238Pension
  239. 239Pessimism
  240. 240Philanthropy
  241. 241Phonetics
  242. 242Physiology
  243. 243Plain Speaking
  244. 244Playing Possum
  245. 245Plumber
  246. 246Poetry
  247. 247Point of View
  248. 248Poker
  249. 249Politeness
  250. 250Politics
  251. 251Population
  252. 252Postal
  253. 253Praise
  254. 254Prayer
  255. 255Preacher
  256. 256Precaution
  257. 257Precocity
  258. 258Prematureness
  259. 259Preparedness
  260. 260Pride
  261. 261Precociousness
  262. 262Prison Reform
  263. 263Privilege
  264. 264Procrastination
  265. 265Profanity
  266. 266Profiteers
  267. 267Progress
  268. 268Prohibition
  269. 269Prolific
  270. 270Pronunciation
  271. 271Proof — Property
  272. 272Providence
  273. 273Prudence
  274. 274Punishment
  275. 275Puns
  276. 276Puzzle
  277. 277Quarrelsome
  278. 278Questions
  279. 279Railroad
  280. 280Recognition
  281. 281Reform
  282. 282Reliability
  283. 283Repentance — Repetition
  284. 284Resignation
  285. 285Revolution
  286. 286Reward of Merit
  287. 287Reward of Virtue
  288. 288Ruling Passion
  289. 289Safety First
  290. 290Sanity
  291. 291Sarcasm
  292. 292Saving
  293. 293Schedule
  294. 294Seasickness
  295. 295Sectarian
  296. 296Self-Betrayal
  297. 297Sermon
  298. 298Scapegoat
  299. 299Sheep and Goats
  300. 300Shiftlessness
  301. 301Shipwreck
  302. 302Slander
  303. 303Slavery
  304. 304Smells
  305. 305Social Uplift
  306. 306Spanking
  307. 307Speed
  308. 308Spelling
  309. 309Spinsterhood
  310. 310Spite
  311. 311Sportsmanship
  312. 312Spring
  313. 313Stammering
  314. 314Style
  315. 315Sunday School
  316. 316Superman
  317. 317Superstition
  318. 318Suspense
  319. 319Suspicion
  320. 320Sympathy
  321. 321Tact
  322. 322Talking Machine
  323. 323Tar and Feathers
  324. 324Taste
  325. 325Tears
  326. 326Tender Memories — Terminology
  327. 327Testimony
  328. 328Threat
  329. 329Thrift
  330. 330Time Flies
  331. 331Tit for Tat
  332. 332Tobacco
  333. 333Toilette Details
  334. 334Tongue
  335. 335Treachery
  336. 336Treasure Trove
  337. 337Trial
  338. 338Triplets
  339. 339Truth-Tellers
  340. 340Typographical Error
  341. 341Values
  342. 342Vanity
  343. 343Victory
  344. 344War
  345. 345Weather
  346. 346Whales
  347. 347Whiskers
  348. 348Widow
  349. 349Widowhood
  350. 350Wife
  351. 351Wild Women
  352. 352Wisdom — Woman
  353. 353Woman Suffrage
  354. 354The Following Pages Have Been Selected and Edited by “Life’s” Famou…
  355. 355A Consoling Thought — Life’s Difficulties
  356. 356The Servant Problem
  357. 357Troubles of the New-Poor
  358. 358The New Appreciation
  359. 359Our Modern Infant
  360. 360A Subtle Distinction
  361. 361Blue Blood
  362. 362The Obstacle — Changing the Subject
  363. 363A Chance Lost
  364. 364During the Quarrel
  365. 365Conditional
  366. 366Just Ignorance
  367. 367All in One Breath
  368. 368A Young Philosopher — Femininity
  369. 369Getting Even
  370. 370A Soothing Effect
  371. 371In That Case — A Qualified Statement
  372. 372His Sphere
  373. 373A Lovers’ Quarrel — A Dreadful Possibility
  374. 374Getting Reckless
  375. 375Retroactive
  376. 376Apologizing — Denied the Privilege
  377. 377A Good Plan
  378. 378Enfranchisement of Woman
  379. 379Familiarity, etc.
  380. 380Reassuring
  381. 381How It Happened
  382. 382A Linguist — The Difference
  383. 383The Road to — , etc.
  384. 384Classified
  385. 385A Solution
  386. 386Encouraging
  387. 387An Alias
  388. 388Changing Places — Economy
  389. 389Qualified · Claiming Acquaintance — From the Heart
  390. 390An Argument
  391. 391The Secret
  392. 392Wants Her Rights
  393. 393Getting Back
  394. 394During Vacation
  395. 395Not Unique — A Noble Aim
  396. 396Once Too Often
  397. 397Cause and Effect
  398. 398Sympathy
  399. 399Slighted — Going Further
  400. 400Getting On
  401. 401Literally — An Extensive Love
  402. 402Cause and Effect — No Dissension
  403. 403In Keeping — He Knew
  404. 404Arranged to Fit
  405. 405Probably · Sure Signs — Such a Waste
  406. 406Too One-Sided
  407. 407Discretion
  408. 408Better Unsaid — Letting Him Know
  409. 409Why, Indeed
  410. 410Only Their Way
  411. 411Inadvertent
  412. 412Making Sure
  413. 413More Desperate Still
  414. 414Sympathy
  415. 415Popular Opinion
  416. 416More Opportunity
  417. 417Not What She Meant
  418. 418Justification
  419. 419His Reputation
  420. 420Not Up-to-Date
  421. 421Not Restricted
  422. 422A Great Athlete
  423. 423Nothing New to Him
  424. 424Knowledge
  425. 425A Humbling Sight
  426. 426Troublesome Customer
  427. 427Remembered
  428. 428Natural Deduction
  429. 429Too Good
  430. 430An Error in Judgment
  431. 431Teaching the Young Idea
  432. 432He Takes Your Time
  433. 433The Floor Held
  434. 434His Difficulty
  435. 435The Real Job — Off Like a Shot
  436. 436Answered — To Be Sure
  437. 437A Close Call
  438. 438Ready and Willing
  439. 439Sarcasm
  440. 440None at All
  441. 441Art and Nature
  442. 442Misunderstood — All Brains
  443. 443Thirteen to One
  444. 444A Good Actor
  445. 445Too Sad for That
  446. 446Realised
  447. 447Never Miss One
  448. 448A Bad Night
  449. 449Tripped
  450. 450The Gloomy Guest
  451. 451Not in the Business — Her Views
  452. 452A Good Match
  453. 453Life’s Biggest Problem
  454. 454Fishy Record
  455. 455Perfect Agreement
  456. 456Bottled Courage
  457. 457It Worked
  458. 458Film Fever
  459. 459The Druggist’s Turn
  460. 460Wrong Brother
  461. 461Guilty
  462. 462Too Enthusiastic
  463. 463Bad Both Ways
  464. 464His Little Mistake
  465. 465Tough on the Senator
  466. 466Redeeming Trait
  467. 467Off
  468. 468Not a Father
  469. 469Wedding Declared Off
  470. 470Perhaps!
  471. 471No Doubt
  472. 472The Alleged Humorists
  473. 473No Kick Coming
  474. 474No Nonsense About It
  475. 475Too True
  476. 476Conservative
  477. 477He Had Heard of Them
  478. 478What Did He Mean?
  479. 479True to Life
  480. 480What He Preferred
  481. 481Blood Relations
  482. 482Scotched!
  483. 483The Brute!
  484. 484The Whole Truth
  485. 485The Consumer Inflamed
  486. 486How He Did It
  487. 487Reality
  488. 488Pure Carelessness
  489. 489A Level-Headed Car
  490. 490Suspicious
  491. 491A Wonder!
  492. 492In a Fix
  493. 493Sucked!
  494. 494Half and Half
  495. 495Revenge Is Sweet
  496. 496No Effect
  497. 497A Future Financier
  498. 498A Bad Case
  499. 499Black Superstition
  500. 500Half a Duck Deep
  501. 501Couldn’t Resist It
  502. 502A Question of Locality
  503. 503Her Soft Answer
  504. 504He Was Wrong
  505. 505Opening Father’s Eyes
  506. 506Nice
  507. 507Not Needed
  508. 508She Could Use Him
  509. 509Declined With Thanks
  510. 510Managing the Managers
  511. 511A Great Light
  512. 512Sandy Scored
  513. 513With a Reservation
  514. 514Too Smart
  515. 515Old Enough to Know That — Native Born
  516. 516The Jonah
  517. 517The Substitute
  518. 518Might Have Been Worse
  519. 519Good or Bad Turn?
  520. 520Talking Sense
  521. 521A Magic Healer
  522. 522She Took Them
  523. 523But He’s on His Way
  524. 524Her Match
  525. 525Scientific Proof
  526. 526A Natural Picture
  527. 527Nothing to Smile at
  528. 528Drew Blank
  529. 529A Friend in Need
  530. 530What He Preferred
  531. 531Ready to Join
  532. 532Helpful Pa!
  533. 533He Knew
  534. 534They Wilt
  535. 535Not Strong Enough
  536. 536Why He Picked Pictish
  537. 537Played Them Both Up
  538. 538Justice at Last
  539. 539In Order to Be Filled
  540. 540Caustic
  541. 541Not Worth Much
  542. 542Nothing to Fear

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