A Lovers’ Quarrel
George: “Why don’t Jack and Laura make up?”
Kate: “‘Sh! They’d like to, but unfortunately they can’t remember what they quarreled about.”
A Dreadful Possibility
Elsie: “When is my birthday, Mother?”
Her Mother: “On the thirty-first of this month, dear.”
Elsie: “Oh! Mother! Supposing this month had had only thirty days, where would I have been?”