Proof

Shopper:—“Are these eggs fresh?”

Apprentice:—“Yes, ma’am, they be.”

Shopper:—“How long since they were laid?”

Apprentice:—“’Tain’t ten minutes, ma’am—I know, I laid them eggs there myself.”

Property

The indignant householder held up before the policeman the dead cat that had been lying by the curb three days.

“What am I to do with this?” he demanded.

“Take it to headquarters,” was the serene reply. “If nobody claims it within a reasonable time, it’s your property.”