Once Too Often
“Yes, dear, I’m going out to-night. I’ve been asked to take supper with an old comrade in arms.”
“By the way, darling, how many men did your regiment muster?”
“Phwat’s the matter wid yez, Regan? Yez look hurted.”
“Faith! Lasht noight Oi tould Casey phwat Oi thought av him, an’ ut appears he thought worse av me.”