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Jokes For All Occasions

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The visitor from the city stopped in at the general store of the village, and inquired:

“Have you anything in the shape of automobile tires?”

“Yep,” the store-keeper answered briskly, “life-preservers, invalid cushions, funeral wreaths, doughnuts, an’ sich.”

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