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Sucked!

It was a very wet night, so Bill and his sweetheart decided to visit the picture palace.

On the way she evidently was annoyed with her lover, for she turned to him, and said, angrily, “Aw wish tha would gie up sucking thi teeth; it’s so rude when people are about!”

“Don’t thee talk so silly,” he replied in aggrieved tones. “It’s my rubber ’eel pads that’s causing that noise!”

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