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Intermission

During a lecture, Artemas Ward once startled the crowd of listeners by announcing a fifteen-minute intermission. After contemplating the audience for a few minutes, he relieved their bewilderment by saying:

“Meanwhile, in order to pass the time, we will proceed with the lecture.”

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