Redeeming Trait

“I know I’m old, but I’m crazy about you,” stated Mr. Moneybags. “When I go I’ll leave all my fortune to you if you’ll have me.”

“Have you any bad habits?” asked Miss Goldielocks, thoughtfully.

“Only that I walk in my sleep, if you could call that a bad habit.”

“You dear old thing. Of course I’ll marry you. And we’ll have our honeymoon on the top floor of some tall hotel, won’t we?”