Revenge Is Sweet
“Yes,” proudly announced the ex-captain, who is manager of a new seaside hotel, “all our employees are former Service men, every one of them. The reception clerk is an old infantry man, the waiters have all been non-coms., the chef was a mess-sergeant, the house doctor was a base hospital surgeon, the house-detective was an intelligence man; even the pages were cadets.”
“And have you any former military police?” he was asked.
“Yes,” he replied joyously. “When there’s a good stiff wind blowing we set them to clean the outsides of the windows on the eighth floor!”