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Jokes For All Occasions

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Slighted

“I sincerely regret our misunderstanding, Florence, and am quite ready to be friends again.”

“Misunderstanding, indeed! If you had any feeling you’d call it a quarrel.”

Going Further

Flora: “I think that Maud has been awfully mean to you. If I were you I’d get even with her.”

Dora: “Getting even with her won’t satisfy me. I’m going to get uneven with her.”

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