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There was a distinct air of chastened resignation about him, as he penned the following note:

“Dear Miss Brown,—I return herewith your kind note in which you accept my offer of marriage. I would draw your attention to the fact that it begins ‘Dear George.’ I do not know who George is, but my name, as you will remember, is Thomas.”

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