A Chance Lost
“Who was the originator of the idea that a husband and wife are one?”
“I give it up; but it strikes me he might have saved a lot of argument if he had said which one.”
He: “I never knew until to-day that the Rev. Dr. Preachly married an actress.”
She: “Oh, yes! It is she who rehearses him in those beautiful extempore sermons he preaches.”