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Jokes For All Occasions

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“Miss Smith—Belinda,” sighed the young man, passionately, “there is something I want to tell you—something that I——”

“What is it?” asked the girl, as she leaned back in her chair, with a bored expression on her face.

The young man drew a long breath, and his face turned to dull purple. “It is a question which is very near to any heart,” he said awkwardly. “Could you—do you think you could ever marry a man like me?”

“Oh, yes,” replied Belinda, quite calmly, “that is, if he wasn’t too much like you!”

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