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A Bad Case

“Rather absent-minded, isn’t he?”

“Extremely so. Why, the other night when he got home he knew there was something he wanted to do, but he couldn’t remember what it was until he had sat up over an hour trying to think.”

“And did he finally remember it?”

“Yes, he discovered that he wanted to go to bed early.”

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