Humility
The slow suitor asked:
“Elizabeth, would you like to have a puppy?”
“Oh, Edward,” the girl gushed, “how delightfully humble of you. Yes, dearest, I accept.”
Hunger
“That woman never turns away a hungry man.”
“Ah, genuinely charitable!”
“Hardly that. She says, ‘Are you so hungry you want to saw some wood for a dinner?’ And the answer is, ‘No.’”