True to Life

Sandy had been photographed, and as he was looking intently at his “picter” Ian MacPherson came along.

“What’s that ye hev there?” he asked.

“My photygraph,” replied Sandy, showing it proudly. “Whit d’ye think o’ it?”

“Man, it’s fine!” exclaimed Ian, in great admiration. “It’s just like ye, tae. An’ whit micht the like o’ they cost?”

“I dinna’ ken,” replied Sandy. “I hinna’ paid yet.”

“Mon,” said Ian, more firmly than ever. “It’s awful like ye.”