Bottled Courage

“Is this stuff guaranteed to make a rabbit slap a bulldog in the face?”

“My dear sir,” said the bootlegger, with a pained expression. “This stuff will make a tenant snap his fingers under his landlord’s nose.”

“If a man has a beautiful stenographer, do you suppose that will cause him to take more interest in his business?” asked Mr. Piglatch.

“I don’t know whether he will take more interest in his business,” said Mr. Peckton, thoughtfully, “but his wife will.”