Better Unsaid

Cholly Lyttlebrayne: “Yes, the doctors saved my life, but it cost me over a thousand dollars.”

Miss Thotless: “Oh! Mr. Lyttlebrayne, what extravagance!”

Letting Him Know

Flora: “I’m writing to tell Jack that I didn’t mean what I said in my last letter.”

Dora: “What did you say in your last letter?”

Flora: “That I didn’t mean what I said in the one before.”