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Neatness

The Japanese are remarkably tidy in the matter of floors. They even remove their shoes at the doorway. A Japanese student in New York was continually distressed by the dirty hallways of the building in which he lived. In the autumn, the janitor placed a notice at the entrance, which read:

“Please wipe your feet.”

The Japanese wrote beneath in pencil:

“On going out.”

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