Paternal Advice — 109
“Ven you arrive at the dignity of sawin’ wood, Lafayette, if you is elvevated to that perfesshun, mind and always saw de biggest fust; cause vy? you’ll only have te leetle vuns to saw ven you gets tired out. Ven you eats pie, as I spose you may if you lives to be a man, eat de crust fust—tain’t a good thing to top off with, if it’s tough and thick as sole leather. Ven you piles up wood, alvays put de pig vuns on to te bottom—always, Lafayette, cause it’s mighty hard vork to lift dem to de top ob te pile. Dese are te results ob observation, Lafayette, and may be depended on, and it’s for your good I say it.” “Vy, father,” said young hopeful, “vot a ’normous ’xperience you must a had!”