A Sudden Declaration — 477
A young gentleman happening to sit at church in a pew adjoining one in which sat a young lady, for whom he conceived a sudden and violent passion, was desirous of entering into a courtship on the spot, but the place not suiting a formal declaration, the exigency of the case suggested the following plan:—He politely handed his fair neighbour a Bible open, with a pin stuck in the following text:—Second Epistle of John, verse fifth—“And now I beseech thee lady, not as though I wrote a new commandment unto thee, but that which we had from the beginning, that we love one another.” She returned it pointing to the second chapter of Ruth, verse tenth—“Then she fell on her face and bowed herself to the ground, and said unto him ‘Why have I found grace in thine eyes, seeing that I am a stranger?’” He returned the book, pointing to the thirteenth verse of the Third Epistle of St. John—“Having many things to write unto you, I would not write with paper and ink, but I trust to come unto you, and speak face to face, that our joy may be full.” From the above interview a marriage took place the ensuing week.
“You’re a loafer—a man without a calling,” said a judge to a person arrested as a vagrant. “I beg your pardon, your honour, I have a vocation.” “What is it?” “I smoke glass for eclipses, but just now it is our dull season.”