Diamond Cut Diamond — 144
In New York, a quick-witted toper went into a bar-room and called for something to drink. “We don’t sell liquor,” said the law-evading landlord; “we will give you a glass, and then if you want a cracker (a biscuit) we’ll sell it you for three cents.” The “good creature” was handed down, and our hero took a stiff horn; when, turning round to depart, the unsuspecting landlord handed him the dish of crackers, with the remark, “You’ll buy a cracker?” “Well, no, I guess not; you sell ’em too dear. I can get lots on ’m five or six for a cent anywhere else.”