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The American Joe Miller

by Robert Kempt

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Natur’s Balances — 458

Them that have more than their share of one thing, commonly have less of another. Where there is great strength, there ‘aint apt to be much gumption. A handsome man, in a gineral way, ‘aint much of a man. A beautiful bird seldom sings. Them that have genius have seldom common sense. A feller with one idea grows rich, while he who calls him a fool dies poor. The world is like a baked meat pie; the upper crust is rich, dry, and puffy; the lower crust is heavy, doughy, and underdone; the middle is not bad generally, but the smallest part of all is that which flavours the whole.—Sam Slick.

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